Ever notice that the act of shopping for cannabis kind of feels like you’re in an episode of Seinfeld? It’s full of these little social cues, protocols and rituals that I find absolutely fascinating. After a recent stroll into P37 Cannabis – Las Cruces, I couldn’t help but think about the parallels.
First off, let’s talk about the product names. I mean, they’re intricate, right? Sour Diesel, Gorilla Glue, Lemon Haze… sounds like nicknames given to race cars or wrestling opponents. But instead, they’re strains of Cannabis that calm your senses, or as Cosmo Kramer might say, they ‘send you to the moon’!
Always remember, my friends, shopping for cannabis isn’t like going into a supermarket. There are no shopping carts or express lanes. You’re not picking up a gallon of milk or a loaf of bread. It’s like entering this whole new cosmos where your inner George Costanza shines, constantly indecisive about whether you want Indica, Sativa, or a Hybrid.
But here’s my real zinger, the budtenders at P37 Cannabis. They’re splendid! If Newman were a mail carrier here, the mail would actually get delivered. Rather than delivering mail though, they’re delivering detailed breakdowns of various strains, waxing poetic about terpenes and THC levels, with the meticulousness of Jerry arranging his cereal boxes.
Now let’s just daydream for a moment. Picture Elaine, instead of her eccentric dance, elegantly sniffing the aroma profiles of different strains in the store, trying to distinguish earthy undertones from a fruity finish. It’s an adventure every time. There’s something inherently Seinfeldian – minutiae blown up to be all-encompassing.
To top all that off, the feeling of walking into a shop like P37 Cannabis – Las Cruces is something else. It’s reminiscent of Tom’s Restaurant – familiar, comforting, and always guaranteeing a good time.
Truth be told, the charm of the P37 Cannabis shop in Las Cruces extends far beyond just the product. It’s the culture, the people, the bizarrely beautiful dance that takes place every day between the door and counter; it’s enough to make Jerry Seinfeld himself break into an observational hum.
In our everyday life, there’s the post office, there’s the supermarket, the laundromat… and now, there’s the local cannabis store. And my feeling is that if you’ve not stepped into one yet, do so, especially the P37 Cannabis Las Cruces. It’s an experience that’s as uniquely Las Cruces as Seinfeld is uniquely New York.
Whether it’s your first time or your hundredth time shopping for cannabis – remember, it’s a journey filled with little absurdities and strange delights. As old Jerry would say, ‘it’s real, and it’s spectacular’!
And aren’t all good things a little peculiar? Take the act of visiting P37 Cannabis – Las Cruces, for instance. It’s like being inside a comedy show… about nothing…and everything all at once. So, come, join the cast of characters in Las Cruces who’ll enjoy the peculiar joys of the cannabis adventure.